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	<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Jumping from 39 stories would kill most people...</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85027-jumping-from-39-stories-would-kill-most-people/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Not this guy... <a href='http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/08/31/2010-08-31_miracle_man_plunges_seven_stories_crashes_atop_of_dodge_charger_and_lives_to_tel.html' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/08/31/2010-08-31_miracle_man_plunges_seven_stories_crashes_atop_of_dodge_charger_and_lives_to_tel.html</a>]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85027-jumping-from-39-stories-would-kill-most-people/</guid>
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		<title>HbelatedB ZACK</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85023-hbelatedb-zack/</link>
		<description>Because everyone deserves a birthday thread.</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 18:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85023-hbelatedb-zack/</guid>
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		<title>HB NATHAN</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85022-hb-nathan/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Happy birthday, man! Hope it's a good one!]]></description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 08:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85022-hb-nathan/</guid>
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		<title>New telephone number.</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85021-new-telephone-number/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a new telephone number, and since my contacts didn't carry over, I have none of yours*. If you want my new number, its on facebook, or pm me. <br />
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*Yours = those of you who I have already had hot text sessions with.<br />
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<br />
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And if NCE, that's life/I understand/etc.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 05:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85021-new-telephone-number/</guid>
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		<title>ATTN: Danny</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85020-attn-danny/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Just wanted to remind you that school starts tomorrow again, for you.<br />
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Everyone else: seeing as Danny's having such a good day, he might forget about his classes starting again tomorrow. We wouldn't want that, so leave him texts, facebook messages etc to remind him that SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85020-attn-danny/</guid>
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		<title>tea party humor</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85019-tea-party-humor/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href='http://www.amazon.com/Ho-Unofficial-Teapartiers-Barack-Obama/dp/1452875170/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1282939165&sr=8-3#reader_1452875170' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://www.amazon.com/Ho-Unofficial-Teapartiers-Barack-Obama/dp/1452875170/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1282939165&sr=8-3#reader_1452875170</a><br />
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Why did Joe Biden cross the road? Because it was a big fucking deal!<br />
<br />
Why did Rahm Emanuel cross the road? To bully a Congressman in the shower on the other side!<br />
<br />
These are side-splitters!]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85019-tea-party-humor/</guid>
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		<title>Are you FUCKING serious?</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85012-are-you-fucking-serious/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href='http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/decadeofdisturbed/' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/decadeofdisturbed/</a><br />
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 <img src='http://www.hxcboards.net/public/style_emoticons/default/suicide.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':suicide:' />]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 07:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85012-are-you-fucking-serious/</guid>
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		<title>drinking and driving leads to getting jumped</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85010-drinking-and-driving-leads-to-getting-jumped/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[i can't really retell this story, but this was hilarious. i was drinking and driving with jack in the car. she got really upset. i didn't listen to her. <br />
she got picked up, and then i got beat up. hilarity ensued. <br />
i'm gonna quit drinking. didn't have a drink yesterday, ain't gonna have one today. wish me luck.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85010-drinking-and-driving-leads-to-getting-jumped/</guid>
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		<title>ATTN: Kayla.</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85008-attn-kayla/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Were you at a bus stop this morning in front of Baruni around 9 o clock in the morning? I'm pretty sure I passed you while I was driving to school. <br />
<br />
That is all.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 16:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85008-attn-kayla/</guid>
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		<title>Is My Husband GAY?</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85006-is-my-husband-gay/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href='http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>sooo many lulz, thanks Christwire</a><br />
<br />
condensed list, read the whole article<br />
<p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>
1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers<br />
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2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way<br />
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3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups<br />
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4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home<br />
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5) Gym membership but no interest in sports<br />
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6) Clothes that are too tight and too &#8220;trendy&#8221;<br />
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7) Strange sexual demands<br />
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8) More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films<br />
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9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia<br />
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10) Too many friendly young male friends<br />
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11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends<br />
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12) Love of pop culture<br />
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13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public<br />
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14) Sudden heavy drinking<br />
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15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?</div></div>]]></description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 01:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85006-is-my-husband-gay/</guid>
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		<title>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85005-fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href='http://redux.com/f/1324396/FUUUU-game' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://redux.com/f/1324396/FUUUU-game</a>]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:59:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85005-fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu/</guid>
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		<title>attn: Valerie</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85004-attn-valerie/</link>
		<description><![CDATA["@BestWorstAdvice: Finding yourself overwhelmed with office paperwork? Use it to roll the biggest joint ever."]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/85004-attn-valerie/</guid>
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		<title>Suggestions</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84998-suggestions/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Since suicide is imminent and most likely fully endorsed by hxc people, I'm asking for suggestions in the manner to which it happens.<br />
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 <img src='http://www.hxcboards.net/public/style_emoticons/default/suicide.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':suicide:' /> <img src='http://www.hxcboards.net/public/style_emoticons/default/suicide.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':suicide:' />]]></description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 22:03:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84998-suggestions/</guid>
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		<title>Randomly Getting Off Work Early</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84995-randomly-getting-off-work-early/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[So normally i work monday and tuesday from 12-9 but today due to the main electrical line at the building melting and them having to shut off power and running a new on, Everybody got to leave at 6. <br />
<br />
This feels so awesome for some reason, I love unexpected short days.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 23:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84995-randomly-getting-off-work-early/</guid>
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		<title>Randomly Getting Off Work Early</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84994-randomly-getting-off-work-early/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[So normally i work monday and tuesday from 12-9 but today due to the main electrical line at the building melting and them having to shut off power and running a new on, Everybody got to leave at 6. <br />
<br />
This feels so awesome for some reason, I love unexpected short days.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 23:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84994-randomly-getting-off-work-early/</guid>
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		<title>afraid of your children being exposed to religion?</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84993-afraid-of-your-children-being-exposed-to-religion/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href='http://www.godblock.com/' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>el oh el</a>]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84993-afraid-of-your-children-being-exposed-to-religion/</guid>
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		<title>Badass South African Occult/Witch Doctor Specialist</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84991-badass-south-african-occultwitch-doctor-specialist/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[This shit is crazy - a lot of it I can't believe though, but it's interesting regardless.<br />
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<a href='http://www.viceland.com/int/v17n4/htdocs/dr-kobus-jonker-420.php' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>Dr. Kobus Jonker - God's Detective</a>]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 07:32:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84991-badass-south-african-occultwitch-doctor-specialist/</guid>
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		<title>This has to be the dumbest shit I have read in a while.</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84987-this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-shit-i-have-read-in-a-while/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href='http://www.prole.info/ar.html' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>ABOLISH RESTAURANTS: a worker's critique of the food service industry</a><br />
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Stuff like this is why I hate anarchist philosophy. <img src='http://www.hxcboards.net/public/style_emoticons/default/banghead.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':banghead:' />]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 23:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84987-this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-shit-i-have-read-in-a-while/</guid>
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		<title>New York question</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84985-new-york-question/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[My wife is going to new york in a few weeks.  <br />
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Any suggestions on what she should do, and what is lame touristy bullshit?]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 21:40:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84985-new-york-question/</guid>
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		<title>National go topless day</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84984-national-go-topless-day/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Find your local go topless protest<br />
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NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK <br />
VENICE BEACH, CALIFORNIA <br />
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS <br />
MIAMI BEACH, FLORIDA <br />
AUSTIN, TEXAS <br />
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON<br />
OAHU, HAWAII <br />
DENVER, COLORADO<br />
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA<br />
<br />
<a href='http://www.gotopless.org/' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://www.gotopless.org/</a> (NSFW)]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 18:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84984-national-go-topless-day/</guid>
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		<title>What do you call a cat with no legs floating in the ocean?</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84982-what-do-you-call-a-cat-with-no-legs-floating-in-the-ocean/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Kelly-Mae?<br />
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84982-what-do-you-call-a-cat-with-no-legs-floating-in-the-ocean/</guid>
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		<title>Sharks</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84980-sharks/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[This is crazy <a href='http://www.grindtv.com/surf/blog/19715/california+surfer+films+great+white+sharks+circling+his+board/' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>surfer films great white sharks circling his board</a>]]></description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84980-sharks/</guid>
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		<title>attn: alain</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84978-attn-alain/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href='http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/how-i-fought-bedbugs-and-won' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>The Awl: How I Fought Bedbugs and Won</a>]]></description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84978-attn-alain/</guid>
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		<title>OUTRAGE OVER PLANS TO BUILD LIBRARY NEXT TO SARAH PALIN</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84974-outrage-over-plans-to-build-library-next-to-sarah-palin/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>PLANS to build a state of the art library next to Republican catastrophe Sarah Palin are causing outrage across mainstream America.<br />
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Image<br />
Almost 40% of Americans still support the idea of books<br />
Campaigners have described the project as insensitive and a deliberate act of provocation by people with brains.<br />
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The issue is forming a dividing line in advance of November's mid-term congressional elections with candidates being forced to declare whether they have ever been to a library or spoken to someone who has books in their home.</div></div><br />
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<a href='http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/outrage-over-plans-to-build-library-next-to-sarah-palin-201008193017/' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>The rest of the article</a>]]></description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84974-outrage-over-plans-to-build-library-next-to-sarah-palin/</guid>
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		<title>Inspired by a true story</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84973-inspired-by-a-true-story/</link>
		<description>http://i.imgur.com/94ePv.jpg</description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84973-inspired-by-a-true-story/</guid>
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		<title><![CDATA[Aren't we done with the whole &#34;ironic rap cover&#34; bullshit yet?]]></title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84972-arent-we-done-with-the-whole-ironic-rap-cover-bullshit-yet/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[This is just embarrassing <br />
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 05:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84972-arent-we-done-with-the-whole-ironic-rap-cover-bullshit-yet/</guid>
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		<title>hb time</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84969-hb-time/</link>
		<description>hb</description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84969-hb-time/</guid>
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		<title>Fuckin with Omegle Bot.</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84966-fuckin-with-omegle-bot/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Drunk and fucking with Omegle people:<br />
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You: wut it iz wut it do<br />
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Stranger: Hey, just listening to some tunes. <br />
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You: Dats cool. what tunes?<br />
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Stranger: Notorious B.I.G. <br />
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You: Cool Cool. I like that frederic chopin myself. <br />
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Stranger: I would agree, what's your favorite piece.<br />
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<br />
You: Glock 9. U? <br />
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Your conversational partner has disconnected. <br />
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You: wut it iz wut it do<br />
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Stranger: hi<br />
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Stranger: asl<br />
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You: 17.f.ca<br />
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You: u?<br />
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Stranger: wow<br />
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Stranger: 18 m phil<br />
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You: do u like da eagles<br />
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Stranger: yea, sort of...<br />
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Stranger: ??<br />
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Stranger: still there?<br />
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Stranger: hmp<br />
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You: YA<br />
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Stranger: do you have FB<br />
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You: da eagles r pretty cool dey have white heads with is cool<br />
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You: cuz i like that they are like white people<br />
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You: WHITE POWER<br />
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Stranger: fuahaha...well they'd probably hit the top, their awesome...<br />
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You: ya u like white ppl 2?<br />
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Stranger: your white also?<br />
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Stranger: can you give me link of your picture?<br />
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You: dis is muh facebook<br />
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You: <a href='http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430785798&ref=search' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430785798&ref=search</a><br />
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You: im ugly tho so i don't like 2 send it to ppl<br />
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You: but at lest i'm white and not black lol<br />
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Stranger: thanks<br />
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You: u lyke?<br />
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You: no?<br />
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You: I'M SO UGLY<br />
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You: I HATE MY LIFE<br />
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You: FUCK<br />
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Stranger: your prett!!<br />
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You: I HATE MY DAD<br />
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You: I HATE MY DAD HE TELLS ME I'M UGLY EVERYDAY<br />
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Stranger: i like you!hehe<br />
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You: HE SAYS I NEED TO WORK OUT AND DO STRETCHES AND RUN 3 MILES A DAY<br />
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Stranger: your so beautiful<br />
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You: IF I DON'T WANT TO BE A FATTY MC FAT<br />
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You: You are lying to make me feel good I'm ugly<br />
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Stranger: i have added you please accept<br />
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You: ppl add me a lot i have like 4 friend requests in the last 2 minutes<br />
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You: sned me a message that says "I love your tits!!! marry me!!!"<br />
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You: so I know its you<br />
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You: waiting waiting waiting<br />
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You: SEE I'M UGLY<br />
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You: I NEED PLASTIC SURGERY<br />
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You: I HOPE I GET HIT BY A TRAIN<br />
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You: I mean I won't stand on the tracks<br />
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You: but I hope that one veers off the tracks and hits me<br />
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You: maybe if it hits me hard enough I will be pretty<br />
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You: I look like a white oprah winfrey I know it<br />
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You: U HATE ME<br />
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Stranger: like you<br />
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Stranger: mua<br />
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You: did you send me da message on facebook dat says I love your tits?<br />
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You: ok i'm levin u arent here<br />
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Stranger: no<br />
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Stranger: im not<br />
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You: not wut<br />
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Stranger: i just add you<br />
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Stranger: wait a munit<br />
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You: did u send da message?&#092;<br />
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You: OK FUCK U BYE I'M NOT ADDING U UNLESS YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE THAT SAYS <br />
"I LOVE YOUR TITS." BYE.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 09:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>another grocery store thread</title>
		<link>http://www.hxcboards.net/topic/84959-another-grocery-store-thread/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[tip - when using self checkout, put your items on the scanner and use  code 4011. it's for bananas. bananas are normally like .67/lb. that  means you get to ring up your shit based upon weight. <br />
protip - make sure the items you're placing on the scanner have the barcode facing AWAY from the scanner. <br />
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story - jack and i went to the grocery store the other day to fetch a pail of water. wait...fuck. <br />
jack and i went to the grocery store the other day to get some nyquil  and some other shit. two items total. we place the items on the scanner  and ring up some bananas. we paid 40 cents for 15 dollars worth of shit.  <br />
my nyquil had a fucking magnet on it. <br />
self checkouts do NOT demagnetize these items. <br />
we leave the store, and the alarm goes off. <br />
neither of us hesitate, we just continue to walk. <br />
the car was parked at least 200 steps from the door of the store. <br />
we continue to walk, i rip off the fucking magnet (obviously too late at this point) and continue walking to the car. <br />
the security guard comes after us, but doesn't really say shit and  doesn't hustle like a good worker should. we make it to the miata, i  fire up the car, we bounce. i look back at the parking lot and i see the  security guard waving his hand at me. <br />
i won't go back there for a while. <br />
later that night, i needed to take a shit somewhere, i found a different grocery store and shit in the women's bathroom. <br />
haters gonna hate.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>dammit</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like I ended up tearing my ACL while at work. This sucks so bad, I'm meeting with an orthopedist on monday to talk about surgery, which I'm sure I'll need. When it first happened and I heard a "pop" I thought my knee had briefly dislocated, but it was worse. I hope this doesn't hurt my chances looking for a job and all such I know the recovery period is a long process.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 05:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
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