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This deserved it's own thread

Fri, 18 May 2012 19:11:14 +0000

http://i.imgur.com/L0Cug.jpg

hb bryan and justin

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 22:27:16 +0000

get krunk

the pet names thread.

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 11:32:20 +0000

i dont really have pet names but the butthurt flows stronger in some than others here so i was wondering how disgusting some of you get in your outward emotions to your significant others.
i really just call her ally which is short for alexandra and honey probably 80 percent of the time. baby the other 20. an ally cat here and there just for good fun. in before comedic relief.

Holy shit open mic was cut short tonight by an outraged chick.

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 05:26:52 +0000

So several months ago a comic in Pittsburgh started an event on Facebook for a contest to have someone win the opportunity to have a rape joke written about them. Shit caused an uproar and a few people were flooding the thing with their bullshit. So anyhow, that comic hosted the open mic tonight. I was about to watch one of my friends go on and then leave, but there was a girl on before him. She does a stupid ass story about poop and then gets into it with some dude who calls her a hipster.

Then finally, she starts to tell a story about being raped, and turns to this host and is like "AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER POSTED A THING ON FACEBOOK. BLAH BLAH."

The dude she got into it with stood up and said something and she yelled "You wanna fight motherfucker?" and charged at him. She got snatched up by a bouncer dude who works a another bar and happened to be there. One of the staff told him to let her go as she's kicking wildly.

So he does, and she starts flipping tables over and swinging at people and shit. They finally get her out and someone grabs the mic like "well. That's that."

Insane.

GOATSE

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 07:44:35 +0000

Sure I could send a PM, but others might enjoy it.

It's a SFW history of GOATSE. It's fucking amazing:

http://gawker.com/5899787/finding-goatse-the-mystery-man-behind-the-most-disturbing-internet-meme-in-history

I Write Like

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 02:10:31 +0000

Check out this site:
http://iwl.me/

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Check which famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers.

Any text in English will do: your latest blog post, journal entry, comment, chapter of your unfinished book, etc. For reliable results paste at least a few paragraphs (not tweets).

So far i've gotten Arthur Clarke and Tolkien.

My new best friend

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:34:04 +0000

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/4/5/17/enhanced-buzz-26866-1333659953-77.jpg

Fuck it, Suicide Thread.

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 20:44:58 +0000

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IHmZeGAA2pw/Tw9HHzmr2RI/AAAAAAAAB6I/wcW9a5I8Wk0/s1600/troll%2Bface.jpg

Teen Girl Exorcism Squad

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 04:19:18 +0000

http://abcnews.go.com/US/teen-girl-exorcism-squad-arizona-girls-claim-cast/story?id=16074541#.T34oP9md7T

The Hate

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:08:07 +0000

this place was getting too soft and sappy. it feels good to have the old hate back.

Star Wars Thread

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:33:25 +0000

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DLNQP.png[/IMG]

Discuss.

Jay is dumb.

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 12:21:26 +0000

Discuss.

The Official Soap and Scent thread

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 18:57:33 +0000

What do YOU use?:

Dr. Bronner's Peppermint or Lavender. Whichever we have. This stuff is incredible.

http://www.allure.com/images/beauty-products/skin/2010/dr-bronners-castille-soap-en.jpg

Old Spice, the stuff without aluminium since it ruins shirts and is a neuro-toxin and all:
http://images.uptilo.com/campusdepot/A82429D9-0866-4F32-AE9B-A2D7FB7A84E8.jpg

Cologne:
My wife bought this for me 2 years ago and I like it:
http://media.epromo.com/media/77796/companystores/9223372036854775807/prodimages/417691.jpg

She has something made by Roger e Gallet called Bois d'Orange which is 'orange oil' and it smells wonderful and is not necessarily effeminate so I occasionally put some on. Fantastic stuff.

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/birmmail/jul2009/1/1/roger-gallet-bois-d-orange-fresh-fragrant-water-385586844.jpg

I am a shit-head

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 02:43:27 +0000

Is it still around? How does one access?

minor wins of life thread

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 04:31:41 +0000

i was looking at my total paid time off for the year and thought it looked kind of wrong.
counted shit up, and i was right, because i've got five more days than i'm supposed to have.
95% positive it's a fuck up. not based on anyone else messing something up, it's the software. when i got laid off then re-hired, they even gave me the paper where they re-figured my contract time with the company. for every five years an employee is here, they get an additional five paid days off from then on. even though their re-figured time put me at like three years contract, the software went by my original hire date back in 2006.
i'm not saying shit to any of those cocksuckers. they should keep their eyes open. minor fucking win.

wordpress question

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 19:42:04 +0000

I know this place is dead and I know i'll probably just be mocked, but I know some people here are familiar with wordpress.

I'm trying to get a our library catalogue searchbox which is a string of javascript to show up properly in the wordpress environment. But I can't get java to play nice in wordpress. The only way i can get it to work is to enter the javascript as a "custom field" and then i've added a custom field shortcode plugin to show the custom fields. But that just seems too stupid.

On our current site we have the searchbox as a seperate .html page with the script in the header and the body, and then just in the index.php file to get it onto our homepage.

But i can't figure out a proper way to get the searchbox to show up in wordpress. Will Java ever play nice with wordpress? Any tips?

HSOJ BH

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 13:59:32 +0000

HB DAN

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 11:04:49 +0000

HB, BRO

Hope it's a good one!

burning a 3,500 year old tree isn't normal

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 16:44:33 +0000

Florida trash lulz

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A Florida woman, Sara Barnes, 26, was charged with setting a fire that burned down The Senator, one of the world�s oldest cypress trees. After her arrest, she told authorities that the reason she lit the tree on fire was because she needed a light to see the drugs she was doing.

According to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, this �genius� even ousted herself by telling witnesses that she was the one who started the fire. She also took pictures of the actual fire with her cellphone.

Pleistocene Park

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 14:48:26 +0000

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/03/13/woolly-mammoth-cloned-russian-and-south-korean-scientists-sign-deal-to-bring-extinct-beast-back-to-life_n_1341430.html.

http://news.discovery.com/animals/woolly-mammoth-cloned-111205.html

Didn't these fuckers watch movies from the 90s?!

Skype user name thread

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 16:55:55 +0000

I am manymeows.

Hit me up

Draw a stick man!

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 04:19:35 +0000

http://www.drawastickman.com/

http://i.imgur.com/LG7oh.png

mobile phones

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 20:42:28 +0000

Has anyone ever had Virgin Mobile? I'm wondering how their service compares.

Iron Mtn show in Long Beach last night

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 22:41:49 +0000

Since this was a boards meeting, I feel it deserves its own thread. I went to Barry's show last night and finally met the man. We didn't talk too much, mainly because I felt a bit awkward striking up a conversation with someone I know online, but not in person. I will say, though, that the few brief times that we did speak were really cool and I can definitely say that Barry's just as cool in person as he is on here. Barry, feel free to let me know of anymore gigs that you guys have in the LA area as I would love to see you and the band play again.

Onto the show itself: Iron Mtn was the third of four bands to play and definitely gave the headliners, Behold the Monolith, a run for their money. The first two bands, Pendulous and Deathkings, were solid openers. Pendulous was a mix between death/doom and funeral doom, with a little bit of post-rock thrown in here and there. It worked well. They also did a cover of Warning's "Watching From a Distance," which was pretty cool, especially since they did it at a slightly faster tempo than the original version of the song. Deathkings were a cross between early Isis and Men in Search of the Perfect Weapon. Just a solid performance all around. Iron Mtn was absolutely fantastic. Outside of the spacey intros to some of their songs, all I could think of was Sleep and early High on Fire. And I can say, without a doubt, that Barry is a excellent guitar player. If they ever come near you, do not miss the opportunity to go see them. You won't regret it, and not just because it would be a chance to meet Barry. Finally, Behold the Monolith were a beast on stage. It's kind of hard to give a description of their sound, other than being fast-paced doom with a few slow parts here and there. They're another band that I would like to see again.

Other than that, Barry gave me a free copy of his EP and I also bought an Iron Mtn shirt as well. I also picked up the two CDs that Behold the Monolith were selling.

Moral of the story: If you have a chance to meet Barry, do it!

Thanks again, dude.

Attn: kmbrwlf

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 21:47:14 +0000

Introduce yourself.

Official Stand Up Comedy Thread

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 06:09:45 +0000

A few reasons:

1. I know some of you couldn't care less about it in the Random Thoughts thread so I thought I'd move it here.

2. A few of you have entertained the idea of trying it out. Think of this as motivation. Write five minutes and get on stage. If not, you'll see this thread mocking you every fucking day.

3. I just like talking about stand up.

I'll try to share some of my very limited knowledge about the process of writing and performing if anyone is interested. There are a few of you I REALLY want to get on stage. Especially Alain, Aaron, and Andrew. I just like A names.

Also I don't want Dan to get on stage I just want him to write my jokes.

my website

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 05:37:55 +0000

http://www.phillybhatesme.com/

been thinking about doing that shit for a while. finally did it over the past two days.
i suck at websiting

HEY GUYS

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 21:52:20 +0000

kelly is still a gigantic fag!

A Call to Arms

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:30:49 +0000

Hi guys, I don't ask for much, but I'm here after months of boards lurking to ask a favour.

Many of you have proved your trolling ways, some have taken it too far (phillyb) but now I call on all of you to unite against a common enemy (my enemy) The Blaze.

In short, fuck the blaze community and the Glen Beck it rode in on.

Http://Facebook.com/TheBlaze

I challenge you not to hate them.

Go on chat you fucks

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 08:50:35 +0000

fucks